Medvedev Praises Elon as the “Last Man with Balls” in “Gender Neutral America”

Musk has betrayed the Jews and the Jewish Ukraine in the same week.

He’s all in.


Former Russian president Dmitry Medvedev has praised billionaire Elon Musk for refusing to allow Ukraine to use his Starlink satellite communications network for attacks on a Russian naval base in Crimea.

The statement came after CNN published excerpts from biographer Walter Isaacson’s book about Musk, where he detailed the rationale behind the businessman’s decision.

“If what Isaacson has written in his book is true, then it looks like Musk is the last adequate mind in North America,” Medvedev, who is currently deputy chair of Russia’s Security Council, wrote on his English-language account on X (formerly Twitter) on Thursday.

“Or, at the very least, in gender-neutral America, he is the one with the balls,” the official added.

According to excerpts from Isaacson’s book, quoted by CNN, Musk secretly ordered his engineers to disable the Starlink service near Crimea last year to sabotage a planned Ukrainian attack on Russia’s Black Sea Fleet. “Starlink was not meant to be involved in wars. It was so people can watch Netflix and chill and get online for school and do good peaceful things, not drone strikes,” Musk reportedly said.

“Netflix and chill.” Of course he had to insert a totally unfunny meme.

But okay.

That’s okay.

Let’s just hope we don’t have some kind of Kanye West style cuck-out coming.

Because right now, this is all going very well.