Denver: Homeless Entrepreneurs Set Up Bars and Brothels in Tent City

Homeless encampments are a real party.

This is a lot more fun than any shitty middle class suburb I’ve been to.

New York Post:

A decked-out, open-air tavern for the homeless that also rents out tents for prostitution has popped up in downtown Denver, according to police.

The pop-up speakeasy — which features lounge chairs, umbrellas and Astroturf — has taken over the sidewalk at 23rd and Champa streets, which the city’s growing homeless population has turned into an encampment.

We’re hearing there was an open bar, sales of alcohol, things like that,” Denver Police Patrol Division Chief Aaron Sanchez told CBS Colorado while surveying the tent city saloon Monday. “We have officers looking into that.”

City officials have received “numerous complaints” about the encampment blocking the sidewalk, forcing pedestrians to walk in the street to pass the block.

One of the tents appeared to have been transformed into a speakeasy, complete with numerous couches, rugs and tables.

There have been complaints that the couches at the streetside bar and surrounding tents are being rented out for prostitution, Sanchez said.

This is some real “retro art display” type whore house they’re running here.

I’m so supportive of these new homeless encampment bars, I had my ugly ass slut girlfriend sing this song about it:

I wrote the lyrics, by the way. Just to be clear. No bitch could spit poetry like that.

This utopia is just getting started.

I can’t wait for these homeless junkie hookers to set up show on the streets in the suburbs.

Maybe these liberal faggots will lighten up a bit when they get a chance to mingle with the people they vote to support.